| Lucid Vision enters Warhammer on the Hochland Server(Open) | |
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I'm as surprised as you. Seriously, when I first got a call from Jesus asking me to bring Lucid Vision to Warhammer I was sort of shocked. I remember asking "J-man... Isn't that the game where a bunch of NERDS sit around acting out battles using little miniature toys that they spend 4 hours individually painting?? You know.. In lieu of getting laid?" Now while I'm not one to question the son of God, I realized that getting my guild of murderous PK's to sit around playing with plastic tanks would be sort of a hard sell. Luckily, Jesus assured me that while indeed all actual Warhammer players are nothing but fucking nerds who deserve to sit in hell - This was the online version of the game, and as a guild it was our duty to go in and destroy them. Decisively, and in force. As the leader of America's PvP Guild - I was naturally obliged to do my Lords bidding. Hence Lucid Vision will be entering Warhammer on the Order side, on the Hochland server. Why is Lucid Vision going Order? One word: Population. One thing to keep in mind about Warhammer, is that the people who play the actual physical game are nothing more then geeks and losers. The kinds of nerd that members of LV used to beat up, and steal lunch money from. Using our vast scientific resources, Lucid Vision scientists have concluded that these losers almost always end up fashioning themselves as "Bad Guys" and try to be "evil" in their online persona's. Not when it counts of course, like on a FFA server where being an evil PK actually has consequences. No - These kinds of players are much too big a bunch of pussies for that, and tend to go the bluebie route. However, in a team based game where both sides are equal, and being "evil" is nothing more then an aesthetic choice with no negative consequences whatsoever - The loser crowd flocks to Evil like negro's flock to a game of dice. Just picture some portly 16 year old kid flexing in mirror while holding a twinkie saying "Grrr.. I am an evil Destruction Orc!" and you get the general idea. So using our intense mathematical data, we here at Lucid Vision have calculated that with the amount of nerds coming into Warhammer, Order will most assuredly be the outnumbered side on every server. Hence our decision. Recruitment Those wishing to join Lucid Vision for Warhammer should be ready to kill and spread the word of Jesus Christ. Understand that everything we do - We do for him. They should also realize that they shouldn't bother me personally online. As the Leader of Lucid Vision, it is important to understand that I really don't wanna talk to you. In this way I'm like all females you have ever met in real life, except that I'm all man and have a big peepee. I'm much too busy with important leader stuff to deal with random peons that wish to join our elite sect. Talking to me will just have me ignore you, unless you are female and happen to have a nice rack. In which case, I'll talk to you.. At least until i see some nude pics, and/or sleep with you. In which case I'll probably sort of stop talking to you, or not answer my phone. So it's probably best to just look at our roster and contact anyone listed as a member or above. Lucid Vision Fantasy League - Season Two I would like to take this time to congratulate Arakan on winning Season One of the LV Fantasy League. Not so much because I want to, but mainly because if I don't, his whining will never cease. I have called the Waaambulance several times on him, and not once did it stop the barrage of incessant "Wahh wahh wahh Update the News! Wahh. I won!.. Wahh I want my moment in the sun!!' Here it is already. Now shut up. Oh - Season Two is here, and experts predict that a repeat is quite out of the question. Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. Ephesians 5:22-24 Amen |
| Mangar 09-13-2008 | |
| Lucid Vision Returns to Vanguard/Merry Christmas | |
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A return to Vanguard?!?!?! Call it an exploratory mission from Jesus himself. I can write an entire thesis on my disappointment with Vanguard. Most of it however, stems from the fact that it was released roughly one year early. With that said: It still remains the most fun I've had in any MMO since Lucid Visions original Shadowbane run. With a year passed, 3 huge game updates released, and raid zones implemented - Things look much better. The game runs smoothly, many performance issues are gone, and they finally have high-end raid content. Most importantly however, they finally took seriously the rampant hacking and cheating that existed in Vanguard. It's an understatement when I say that Vanguard had more 3rd Party Program usage, cheating, and duping then any game I've played in my entire MMO history. (This is dating back to Text Muds, UO Beta, and other old shit nobody but me remembers) To Lucid Vision, this was the single biggest problem facing Vanguard. We could deal with bugs, the occasional speed-hacker, and performance problems. But when entire guilds were fighting us with duped sets of the best gear in the game, and duped clickies that allowed them to heal themselves an unlimited number of times - The game became sort of ridiculous. Add speed-hacking, warping, and the rest to the list, and we were faced with an experience that wasn't overly fun. The best news we as a guild heard, was how Sony decided to take action and ban a large number of cheaters. Including the now disgraced leader of MiM (more on that later) and many members of Ebonlore. To further punish Ebonlore, Sony not only outright banned the leader and many members, but they also disbanded the guild. Another amusing aspect is that they told the few members who weren't banned, that they were not allowed to form a guild based on a derivative name, or also face being disbanded again, along with character deletion for those responsible. For those of you living in Kentucky: This means no "Ebonlore Inc." no "Ebonlore Company" or anything whatsoever hinting at or pointing to their now disgraced guild. From published reports, and unpublished rumours, Sony is supposedly banning multiple people who are caught every day. Which is something that makes Baby Jesus smile. So with all this said, we have decided to give Vanguard another shot. With all old accounts reinstated until January 20th, it will give us a nice opportunity to see firsthand if Vanguard will be the longterm home we had hoped it would be since the days of closed beta. It still remains the only game currently out now, or in the near future that features FFA PvP, Full Communication and Trashtalk, No Safe Zones, No instancing, and the ability to crash other guilds raids. What more can any self respecting "PvP Enthusiast" ask for? A Lucid Vision Wag of the Finger to Magus Imperialis Magicus Most old time LV, and longtime readers of this site are familiar with MiM from Rallos Zek. Typical bluebie raid guild that we used to abuse in PvP on a daily basis. They never really distinguished themselves on a PvP level, which was evidenced from some of their old public apologies and whimpering they had to resort to, in order to get out of guildwars. Yet, they were a formidable raid guild for a certain period. Which is why we here at Lucid Vision were shocked... SHOCKED I tell you, when we seen the now disgraced leader of MiM in Vanguard(Neoyoda) making a public apology for rampant duping and cheating. We weren't surprised at him making a public apology. That sort of thing is common for a MiM leader, although it's usually in the form of "Wahh wahh wahh - Please don't hurt my guild anymore. Here is 10000 Platinum to get off KOS. I'll bend over and assume the position now sir." No. Apologies from MiM are normal. We also weren't surprised that they were cheating in Vanguard. LV as a guild has been slaughtering MiM across multiple games and for many years now. Duping and using outside programs is nothing new for them. What did however surprise us, was that they got caught. During their Everquest run, they managed to get away with it. This time however, apparently Sony learned from their mistakes and dealt with them appropriately. The original post can be found HERE. It's an interesting read actually. From his whining about how Ebonlore was banned, to how much better WoW is because the language barrier protects his ears from mean things that people say. Like "Hey Cheaty McCheater - Stop the duping!" It's a very interesting look into the mind of career cheater, and how he justifies it for himself and his guild. Recruitment Lucid Vision is currently recruiting for Vanguard and our future endeavours if Vanguard don't pan out. (Darkfall is a definite in 2018, and Conan a possibility) While the "Apply" link off the main page is dreadfully outdated, it does however help explain what sort of guild we are. You should also read this POST from Ghecko in the Recruit forum. To keep it short: If you are looking for a 24/7 raid guild, filled with overweight men who live in their parents basement and don't get laid - Look elsewhere. There are a number of guilds that fit the bill. If you are however looking for a guild that prides itself on pure PvP, slaughtering everyone who don't accept Jesus in their lives, and has a very small online presence on Friday evening - Then LV is a home for you. If you are interested, feel free to post, or contact a member of LV in-game. Do not however, bother ME about it. As the leader of LV, and the person responsible for his entire guilds salvation and place in heaven - I am much too busy to speak with the common folk. Audiences with Mangar are granted only to the worthy, and my presence on the LV Ventrilo is a cause for joy, celebration, and feasting amongst the Holy Warriors that make up LV. Know your place and your role. Bother someone else. Lucid Vision Fantasy Football League - Playoffs Alas, the season is over. The results of the first annual LV Football League are as follows. (* Indicate Playoff spot) AFC 1. * Dallas Nutsackers 14-1 2. Holy Rollers 8-6-1 3. Fells Point 8-7 4. Lloyd FTW !!!Bukkake!!! 7-7 5. Team Heathens 6-8-1 6. Mc. Slappy Pants 5-10 7. The S.S. Rapetrain 3-11-1 NFC 1. * Team Blair 11-4 2. * Incinerator's Shitnecks 10-5 3. * Ferocious Cats 9-6 4. FlyingSpaghetti Monsters 8-7 5. Brekken's Assassins 6-9 6. The Empire 6-9 7. Pizz's Pissers 2-13 Playoffs (4) Cats Vs (1) Nutsackers (3) Shitnecks Vs (2) Blair Commentary - Congratulations to the four teams who made it to the playoffs. While the world is clearly disappointed that I Mangar, did not. It is the expert opinion of learned scholars, that in order for this injustice to be carried out, there must have been lots of foul play involved. I blame the Jews. At any rate, the LV Champion has not yet been decided, so I'd like to wish all the teams luck. Next season we are looking to expand to 20 teams instead of 14. Any LV members or LV Forum members who are interested should drop me a line, and I'll jot you down for next season. Merry Christmas As you celebrate this fine holiday, the day of our Lord and Saviours birth. Always remember to temper your decision making. When confronted with a question of a serious nature, rather then act on impulse - Simply say to yourself "Self? What would Jesus do?" This has helped me tremendously through the years. Like if I'm about to ply an underage chick with some booze to get her naked. I don't look to our arcane legal system for answers. I instead look to Jesus and the good book. This keeps my penis happy, my fridge filled with beer, and my freezer stocked with seafood year round. Learn from our saviour my sons. When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. Exodus 21:20-21 NAB) Merry Christmas |
| Mangar 12-21-2007 | |
| LV Fantasy Football League Week 1 | |
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With the league formed, the gaming world anxiously awaits who will claim the highly coveted title of "LV Champion" - The divisions are as follows AFC 1. Holy Rollers (Mangar) 2. Fells Point (Vasten) 3. Lloyd 4. Arkons 5. Dallas Nutsackers (Arakan) 6. Scailed 7. Gaeb NFC 1. The Empire (Mzion) 2. Kringe 3. Jesus's Assassin's (Brekken) 4. Pizz's Pissers (Pizz) 5. Lairans 6. Thanata 7. Incinerators Shitnecks (Incinerator) While the smart money is clearly on Internets Superhero "Mangar" to win, i imagine it's possible, however unlikely that it's anyones game. The first weeks matchups are as follows... Rollers Vrs Empire !!!Bukkake!!!(LLoyd) Vrs Point Nutsackers Vrs Arkons Gaeb Vrs Scailed Assassins Vrs Kringe Lairans Vrs Pizz's Pissers Shitnecks at Thanata |
| Mangar 09-04-2007 | |
| Lucid Vision Fantasy Football | |
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As football season nears, and we await the inevitable dominance of the Bengals, followed by the crash burn of the Filthydelphia Eagles. We here at Lucid Vision are happy to announce our first annual Fantasy Football League. The league is set up for 20 teams via ESPN.com, with the option of keeping selected players from year to year. Up for grabs is bragging rights, a small prize, and the knowledge that Jesus loves you more then anyone else. Coming in last place however, will result in a year of ridicule and shame. Anyone who wants an invite, simply send a PM to Mangar via the forums. This is open to anyone. Be it friend or foe. As of this news announcement we have 19 slots, so hopefully we can accommodate most who would be interested. More specific league details will be on the forums, with the results posted in the news during the season. We would also like to congratulate LV members Kringe and Voltaic for their complete DOMINANCE of the competition in the Hands of the Sorrow Knight (HoSK) 2v2 Cup. For those not familiar, Hands of the Sorrow Knight is a newer game similar to Dota in sphere, but with more depth and strategy. With a huge European following, and facing last years winners in the first round, the odds were clearly against our heroes. Yet, striking a blow against child pornography, women who don't shave their armpits, and a population opposed to the wonders of Deodorant - Lucid Vision managed to prevail against those Godless Euro-Trash and bring home the gold. More information on this game can be found HERE In that day those the LORD has slaughtered will fill the earth from one end to the other. No one will mourn for them or gather up their bodies to bury them. They will be scattered like dung on the ground. Jeremiah 25:33 NLT Amen |
| Mangar 08-19-2007 | |
| Happy St. Patricks Day! | |
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So it's been two weeks since Lucid Vision officially moved to Vanguard. In that time, we have slaughtered countless peons, porked lots of hot chicks, and have managed to become the #1 Undisputed - "Greatest PvP Guild in all Vanguard!" It's official folks. It took us only two weeks to be declared and acknowledged as the greatest by the common folk. Nice work LV! Because of this, we are able to take a short break for a day and honour the wise Saint Patrick by celebrating his holiday. You really gotta love Irish people. Who else would devise a holiday based around drinking to the point of inebriation, and then beating up their womenfolk? In honour of Ireland, I promise my many fans out there that *I* Mangar, will not only drink tons of beer. But i will also give at least three or four chicks black eyes. I'll make my Irish forefathers proud. Any Lucid Vision members caught online during the evening of the Saint Patricks day holiday, will be mercilessly made fun of my ME and the rest the guild for the entire year. Get a life you nerds. Jesus not only hates fat people. He also hates virgins, and nerds. Don't make me have to taunt you in guildchat. This is a major party night. Don't be a loser. If anyone gets PK'd by an LV member this evening, make sure to report them to your nearest LVPD Agent. Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. Their homes will be sacked and their wives raped by the attacking hordes. For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off. The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows. They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children. Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT Amen |
| Mangar 03-17-2007 | |
| Jesus blesses Vanguard with his Presence | |
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Yeah yeah, so I said we wouldn't be playing Vanguard. I didn't really mean for this to happen, but it simply wasn't my fault. As leader and Dictator for Life of Lucid Vision, i was rather adamant against playing. Opting to either wait until the item loot server was released or simply to not play at all. Alas, in the end, there was little i could do about it. I shall explain. So there i was - Sitting home, drinking beer, playing Civilization 4 with one hand, and fingering some broad with the other. (Jesus commands that I simultaneously provide pleasure to the female species while playing Videogames. Which sometimes makes playing Tetris a real bitch) When all of the sudden the phone rings. It was KRINGE. As a general rule, i like to keep my conversations with hillbillies short, but ole Kringe was rather excited and had his overalls in an uproar. He started babbling about how great Vanguard is, how the PvP is the best he's seen since old Pre-Luclin Rallos Zek, and how wrong it is that it's against the law to marry his cousin. Naturally i replied with a haughty "Screw Vanguard, and screw your cousin." To which he immediately replied "I plan on it this evening. Right after Nascar." I hung up the phone at this point, and continued with my game. Not too long after, i received another phone call. This one came all the way from the third world - Australia. It was from Ravendas.(Also known as Australian Shoon) Speaking to Australians, is always a rather troublesome act, since they are either drunk, hung-over, or about to get drunk. This was no different, as Ravendas slurred into the phone about how great Vanguard PvP was, how i need to play it, and how he hates Stingrays since they killed Australian President Steve Irwin last year. I was kind of annoyed, and tried to hang up at this point. He informed me further that Sting Rays are his mortal enemy, and an enemy of the Australian people. I just slammed the phone down, and tried to get back to my game of Civ 4. When i was bothered a third time. I was rather sick of hearing about Vanguard at this point, and answered the phone with a loud "WHAT?!?" It was our house negro - Vasten. Immediately he said to me "I dun like chicken sammiches." I was like "WHAT - YOU CALLED ME TO TELL ME YOU LIKE CHICKEN?!?" He then replied "Grape Soda also. Holla at ya boy yo." then hung up. My head was about to explode at this point, so i just put the phone off the hook. It was at this point, when a presence emerged from my kitchen. It was Jesus himself. Jesus said to me "My son - I feel you need to bring Lucid Vision into the game of Vanguard, and spread my teachings amongst the unwashed and unenlightened masses." I replied that I didn't really feel like it, which prompted Jesus to slap me like Moe from the Three Stooges. He then replied "This is not a request." So there you have it - Lucid Vision enters Vanguard at the behest of the Lord Jesus himself. While I do not understand his reasoning, I realize that the Lord works in mysterious ways. However, always in Lucid Visions best interests. I am simply unworthy to question his divine will, as often when i do - I am taught the moral and ethical error of my ways. Like just this last summer for example: I was sitting out by the beach, when I met this chick. She was naturally impressed with me, since I am the leader of Lucid Vision and all, and after telling her about all my old kills, and that one time back on Rallos when I solo killed a lvl 65 Necromancer - She obviously wanted the Peepee. So after impressing her with my MMO skills, one thing led to another and I was about to bring her back to my pad - When she mentioned she needed to tell her mom she was going to be gone for awhile. I paused and asked her age. She replied "I turn 14 next month!" Well i was struck. She was hot, didn't look fourteen, and well - I really felt like getting laid. So i said to myself "Self - WWJD???" It was at this point when Jesus came to me in a vision, and i explained to him the problem. Jesus simply paused, stroked his beard and asked "Does she have pubes?" I replied "She shaves them clean. It's bikini season." Jesus then took a sip of his wine and asked "How about boobs? How big?" I replied "Well - They look like a small B-Cup." Jesus then replied "My son - Bring her home, pork her, and send her back home walking bow-legged." Amazed at the lords wisdom, i brought her back home and hit that shit two times! While I clearly see the error of my ways now, back then i wasn't so sure. As Jesus explains in the bible, right between the section about hating homosexuals, and slaying gluttonous fat people - "Thou may know when to lay with a female, when hair sprouts from her nether regions." You see - The reason why Jesus invented Pubic Hair, was so we as men, know when it's ok to start banging chicks. Think of it as natures version of that little pop-up timer they put on Turkeys. I so love Jesus. So anyway - Here we are. For those unfamiliar with Lucid Vision - We are PvP Enthusiasts, who exist solely to spread the word and teaching of the Lord Jesus throughout the entirety of the internets. We maintain good relations with all guilds and players who have Jesus in their lives, yet smite out sin and villainy whenever we see it. We have no tolerance for fat chicks, homosexuals, Jews(they killed Jesus), or people who worship false gods. We recruit very sparingly, however if you feel you are worthy - Please seek out Arakan or Darkahn(Gadzook) and try to not bother me about it. As leader of LV, you are unworthy of an audience with me. Unless of course you are a hot chick, and agree to send me boobie pics. Then arrangements can be made. Lucid Vision is currently active on the Tharridon Server, and here are some fun screenshots from Day One. Just look at this sinner REPENT his ways. Hopefully he learned a valuable lesson for the future, and turns away from sin. Not to mention this guy from Magus Whinicus Crybabish who we have been owning for many years now. Look at this dude CRY and then PLEAD. Feel free to peruse our killshot section(Clearly marked button on the left) for more fun pics. When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment. Exodus 21:7-11 NLT Amen |
| Mangar 03-06-2007 | |
| Fun with GM's in the Vanguard Beta! | |
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As the Worlds Greatest PvP Guild, Lucid Vision is no stranger to encounters with GM's. You know: Those generally underpaid, overweight folks who enforce the rules in your standard MMORPG. Now i know what your thinking. You're thinking "Mangar - But if not for their jobs as GM's. These guys would be bagging groceries for a living." Now while this is most certainly true, my response would be - "Ahh - But if they were bagging groceries for a living, would they be doing it well, or would they be the assholes who put the eggs on the bottom with a gallon of milk on top?" Which is a valid question. In our years enforcing the will of our Lord Jesus, we have run into all sorts of GM's. Fair, biased, incompetant, competant, and even some who were clearly part of the terrorist conspiracy. GM's much like the folks who bag your groceries for a living, run the gamut in terms of skill, knowledge and dedication to the job. So with that said: We here at Lucid Vision would like to highlight our first two encounters with GM's in Vanguard, and critique their performance. The first happened on a clear morning, when Voltaic and his gay lover Bodu were off spreading the word of Jesus amongst the unlearnt masses. Shockingly, these people were unreceptive to our heroes message and felt that they didn't need "Saving." Having little choice in the matter, the most honourable Voltaic and Mr. Bodu had little choice but to kill them all where they stood. This happened to be while they were exping in the Hive. After wiping out the entire zone, these people still refused to embrace Jesus as their Lord and Saviour, even while at the Graveyard. Clearly these people were fucktards, so we delivered upon them simply what they deserved. After 20-30 minutes of time had elapsed, a GM was summoned to the scene. GM-Djembe to be precise. Here is a SCREENSHOT of what took place. Unlike many GM's, Djembe didn't try to enforce rules that didn't exist. He simply stated clearly and fairly what the actual rules were, and went on his way. He did his job, and didn't attempt to go on some moronic powertrip in order to feel more important. It was quite obvious that as a god-fearing man himself, he realized that those heathens simply needed to be slaughtered so that they might straighten up and fly right. An efficient, and skilled GM, and one which Jesus loves. If Vanguard fails in the marketplace, and Djembe loses his job. I can honestly say without worry that i would trust him to bag my groceries in an efficient manner. I wouldn't even keep an eye on him like i do the Mexicans who currently perform this task. Such is my faith in his abilities. A+++++ Our next encounter however, was hardly as positive. Same situation as before, except the GM who responded to the whining, showed an ineptitude not seen since Jimmy Carter was our president. Not only was he a complete and utter moron, who didn't understand the rules of his own game. (Something he is paid to know) But he didn't even understand the spells and abilities each class receives. The evil and most likely Jewish GM-Kardoraskowitz responded to Lucid Vision Humanitarian of the Year Voltaic is this fashion: SCREENSHOT. Note the power-tripping "Do as i tell you right now!" mentality, even though no rules whatsoever were being broken. Attitudes like this, are probably the result of his mail-order bride laughing at his small peepee. But aside from having a poor attitude, and a small weiner. He continues on by insinuating that our hero was "hacking" because he was invulnerable and using his Rune Damage Absorption spell. Shown HERE. I mean honestly, how fucking clueless can you be? You are paid GM for an online game, and you have no concept what spells the classes get? Whats scary is that this moron's job is enforcing the rules of the server. Rules he clearly don't understand as evidenced. Do they make some sort of "GMing for Dummies" book that you could purchase and perhaps get a clue before launch? Obviously this is not someone who is fit to ever bag my groceries, and if Vanguard fails I feel he will be utilizing vast amounts of government cheese to prevent his manboobs from sagging. Thus ends our short GM adventure. To answer some questions i've been getting - Yes LV is going to be playing Vanguard at Launch, and yes we will probably be recruiting, but don't bother unless Jesus is in your life. We will have a news update announcing this shortly. Until then... (Moses) stood at the entrance to the camp and shouted, "All of you who are on the LORD's side, come over here and join me." And all the Levites came. He told them, "This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: Strap on your swords! Go back and forth from one end of the camp to the other, killing even your brothers, friends, and neighbors." The Levites obeyed Moses, and about three thousand people died that day. Then Moses told the Levites, "Today you have been ordained for the service of the LORD, for you obeyed him even though it meant killing your own sons and brothers. Because of this, he will now give you a great blessing." Exodus 32:26-29 NLT Amen |
| Mangar 01-08-2007 | |
| Lucid Vision - Classic | |
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Take a step back in time, and revel in the pure glory and awesomeness that is Lucid Vision. For the first time in well over a year, many of our classic news items are once again viewable from the main web-page. Just click on the word Archives on the left hand side, and look back at all the good humanitarian works from your internet heroes. Relive our destruction of The Kool-Aid Man and HiV in Shadowbane, enjoy our famous Christmas Carole "How The Bitch Stole Christmas" as one lone fat chick, learns that there is more to the holiday then just online games and stuffing her face full of Yodels and Yankee Doodles. One can also view our acclaimed World of Warcraft Comic, and the formation of the most renowned police organization in the history of the world - The LVPD. All your old favourites are there. For the the truly lazy, the direct link is HERE Women should listen and learn quietly and submissively. I do not let women teach men or have authority over them. Let them listen quietly. For God made Adam first, and afterward he made Eve. And it was the woman, not Adam, who was deceived by Satan, and sin was the result. But women will be saved through childbearing and by continuing to live in faith, love, holiness, and modesty. 1 Timothy 2:11-15 NLT Amen |
| Mangar 07-08-2006 | |
| Happy 4th of July | |
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Independance Day - The day in which we celebrate the founding of the worlds first Democracy. It would end up being the model for the entire civilized world, as they fought against longstanding dictatorships and hereditary rule, for the right to be free. Free to speak their minds, practice their own religions, and just plain freedom to do whatever the fuck it is they want to do. It was a noble fight, and a just one. As who among us actually wishes to be told what to do by some King or the various "Elites" out there? In many ways, Lucid Vision is much like those early colonial Americans. People tend to forget that at the time of the Revolutionary War, England was not just a power, but the worlds only true superpower. Standing against the might of the British Empire, with unlimited money, superior arms, superior numbers, advanced training and the best equipment of the period - Was a small rag-rag group of folks, with no training, and weapons that they looted from their enemies corpses. Yet despite the huge numbers and phat loot advantage of this zerg empire, the Americans not only won, but they did so convincingly. Much like Lucid Vision always does. One other thing people forget, is that it wasn't just some stalemate or close call. The British were not only completely owned, but forced to sign treaties and grant various concessions so as to not get their asses kicked any further. It was a decisive victory, and one in which any member of our guild can relate to. So what have we done with this freedom we won? If you go back to the revolutionary period that this day celebrates, you will notice a very different American from the kind you see today. The Americans who fought for, and founded this nation were actual men. The kind of man who was willing to fight and die for his personal freedoms. If some king decided to take a mans property, he would fight for it. If some moronic political elite tried to pass laws that infringed on his freedom, he would rebel against the unjust laws regardless of the consequences. When taxes were raised on tea, the colonial response wasn't just to bitch and whine as we do now. The response was attacks on ships, and destruction of millions of dollars of product. The tax collectors themselves were beaten, and then tarred and feathered - To the point where there was nobody left willing to take the job. While the Boston Tea Party is the most famous, there were many other "Tea Parties" in all the colonies of the period. In fact, such acts were taken against various other products that were taxed. Americans of that period just refused to be told what to do by a King, some political hack, or anybody else. In fact, it was with this mindset that the Constitution and Bill of Rights were written. Think about some of the amendments, and the way in which they are worded. The Founding Fathers in their infinite wisdom, realized that people would get in power and try to abuse it. They also knew that the elites in power, would try and limit freedoms "For the peoples own good." This is why instead of laws, we have RIGHTS. Rights that are near impossible to amend or change. Unless of course you just shit on the Constitution.(which happens every day with increasing regularity) Some of these rights are popular, such as the absolute right to free speech, and the right t(recently shit upon the Supreme Court) of property owners to not have their homes stolen from them by government. Some are not, such as the right to bear arms(also shit on daily), which was written with the intent that private citizens if they chose, would always be just as armed as police or any branch of government. These rights exist because the Founding Fathers didn't trust government to protect them, hence a Constitution. In fact the right to bear arms, was little more then the Founding Fathers attempt at "Checks and Balances" on the unbridaled power of the police and military. Try and remember that the next time some condescending cop, with a pistol on his belt harasses you about something you know you are in the right on. This was something the Constitution was supposed to prevent. So here we are. A take-no-shit from anybody nation, with protected rights, freedom to do what we want, and a rebellious attitude. How the hell did we go from a country of men, to the pussified country of Oprah? I'm unsure, but i could write a book on the sad state of the "Pussification of the American Male." Gone is the take no shit attitude of our forefathers. Instead we accept whatever it is that government or the power elite force upon us. Think i'm exaggerating? How many smokers rebelled or even voted against the party that forced a crippling 3-4$ per-pack tax on them? Few if any. They just grumbled and whined, and paid the tax. Despite the fact that they could circumvent it by buying online. (But being the pussies they are, they did not) They didn't even complain when they banned smoking in bars in my state, and many of those same smokers - Voted for the party that did it to them. Spineless wimps the lot of em. How about our much vaunted freedom of speech? Sure you can say what you wan't in theory, but have a blog or get caught saying the wrong thing even out of work and it could cost you your job. Ozzie Guillen was recently fined 500k and forced to attend sensitivity classes simply for uttering the word "Fag." Wheres the outrage and rebelliousness we are famous for? Well there was some outrage, but only from those outraged that he wasn't fired outright. While public opinion was probably on his side, you rarely heard about it. Because the public being pussies, was much too scared to publically defend the man. Despite the fact that most people use similar words themselves. Freedom of speech my ass. How about property rights? One of the foundations of this country and basis of the revolution, was the defense of property from kings and tyrants. A mans home is his castle the saying goes, and our Constitution clearly forbids the taking of a mans property and giving it to some rich elite. Yet, just 20 minutes away from me in Long Branch, NJ - Hundreds of people are being forcibly evicted from beachfront homes, many with appraised values of well over 450k each. These are nice homes, with big yards, some of which have been owned by the same people for 30-40+ years. Why are they being taken? Because the city of Long Branch decided that if they took the homes, they could raze them and build luxury high-rise beachfront condo's. Then sell those condo's to the rich for 1.5 Million a pop, and make MUCH more in property taxes. Unconstitutional? Yup. Unethical? Yup. Something completely fucked up, that you thought only happened in Soviet Russia? Also Yup. Yet it happens here every day, and the people have only themselves to blame. It reminds me of a conversation with my dad a couple years back when they were taking the original homes. He said to me "You know. A man works his entire life to provide for his family. A roof over there heads, food on the table, and a place to call there own. I own this house, and if that man(Mayor Adam Schneider, Long Branch, NJ) tried to take it from me - I'd walk up to him and shoot him right in the head. It's simply the principle of the matter. Theft is theft, and stealing is stealing. Regardless of if it's some two-bit gangster robbing a car or a bank, or some Harvard educated suit, using the law and legal system as a weapon. You fight back and defend whats yours with the resources you have. Wanna take my home? You better fucking kill me first." and he was of course correct. I know my dad well, and he wasn't bullshitting. He would have killed the man had it been done to him. Truth be told, i would do the same thing. It's the difference between being a man and an American, Vrs being a limp-wristed pussified tool. Just as people defended there homes with arms from invaders, rampaging armies, and other threats in yesteryear. If you refuse to defend it with those same tools now, you deserve what you get. A couple of dead landgrabbers would also make others think twice about doing it. A much more effective and bold statement then simply whining and spending thousands in court, which only serves to make the lawyers(who most likely attend the same country club as the Mayor) richer. As i write this from Bradley Beach, NJ. I do so with a cold beer by my side, and within one block of the beach itself. While this day is all about celebrating those who gave their lives for personal freedoms, i realize that despite this - It's illegal for me to walk outside holding my beer, it's against the law for me to consume my beer while on the beach(Oh - It's also against the law to smoke on the beach), and it's actually against the law for me to even walk onto the beach without paying a fee to get on. Despite the fact that the law states clearly that beaches are owned by the public, and i have a legal RIGHT to be there. Yet, year after year the town hires guards for every entrance during the summer months, and extorts a fee to get on during certain hours(9-5pm). They even used to have people go onto the beach and spot-check to make sure you paid, even if you were there prior to the alotted time. This practice stopped, after a couple of people who refused to leave, were arrested - Yet fought in court and won. As our forefathers before us fought, it's still important now to fight for our rights and freedoms. Be they small things like beach access, and me drinking beer on the beach(I outlined that argument on our forums. Bottom Line: Cop walked away befuddled, and i kept on drinking) to large things like Government stealing your home. This country was founded on certain kinds of ideals, ideals that have been largely lost due to the pussification of the men in our society. Gone are men willing to fight for principle, replaced by men "In touch with their feelings." It's a good thing guilds like Lucid Vision exist, as one of the few places men(and women) with actual backbones can congregate within the divine light of the Lord Jesus himself. It's guilds like ours which keeps the spirit of the true patriots alive. So as i reflect back on our countries former glory, i am simply saddened by it's current state. Granted this sadness will be soon forgotten, as i spend the next hour or so perusing internet porn, but it's that small space between the porno, adult swim, and beer drinking where i reflect back that counts. Have a happy 4th of July folks, and do try and remember the legacy and origin behind the holiday. Make Jesus and our kick-ass take no-prisoners forefathers proud. Amen |
| Mangar 07-04-2006 | |
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Login and check the Vanguard Members Forum. As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you. Deuteronomy 20:10-14 Amen |
| Mangar 06-14-2006 | |